The Pepper

It's the endless question that is top on everyone's mind: what the heck is wrong with winter this year and why won't it go already? We're now just a few days out from the arrival of Spring and it seems like the weather masters are not happy about it. With a Cyclone Snow Bomb exploding on the US in the latest episode of the winter that never ends, and snowball missiles flying in frozen streaks over Subeta, go get yourself a hot cup of cocoa and settle in for this extra frozen issue of The Pepper.  Oh, and by the way, Punxsutawney Phil, you're fired! Take A Snowball for the Team With all that snow out there, LRVT is split between hiding deep in the biggest pile of blankets that can be found and the onery few who insist on gleefully pelting everyone else with snowballs left and right. Some try to be sneaky about it, throwing in stealth when they think no one will notice. While others practically jump out of their fur in anticipation of practically knocking the ...

We need to know! Are we boaring?? We haven't even hit our 10th issue of The Pepper, but we really need to talk about the important things this time. We've talked about the family feud over naming rights of Baby Merlot.  We talked about the entire history and family tree of LRVT from the Empress to Tea's Trolling father figure. We've had a cake fight, and we've discussed the room that should not be mentioned--that we just keep mentioning. But now we need to know: do we BOAR you? Before you answer that, read this issue entirely at least once and then decide because things are about to get really, really, really, really and we mean really,  B.O.A.R.I.N.G in 2019. In fact, this issue of The Pepper  is going to be so boaring that you'll find it unbelievably easy to reach the next level of boardom. So hop on board and join us for the most boaring year that LRVT has ever known. Yup, that's right. We're about to get extremely board around here and we...