Marzipan Secrets Revealed & Who Kissed Santa???? /issue 7
Grab your Christmas Cookies! It's another issue of The Pepper and it hasn't even been three months since the last one! Lumi is here and so is the lag! Subeta has been particularly challenging lately. However, lag or no lag, nothing dampens the LRVT holiday spirit, and nothing stops a LRVT scandal. And this issue is all about the holiday spirit and the scandals....and the M...a...r...z...i...p...a...n... room. Ready? Okay then. Let's get started.
Breaking news on the Baby Merlot story that The Pepper has been covering from the beginning! Parents of the new prince have revealed his nickname at last...Kai. Not Chat. Not Roll. It's KAI. Now, when Tea_Roll finally accepts that fact, we'll all be completely astounded. No one hold your breath!
As always, we'll have continuing coverage on this story should any new developments take place.
YES. Of course, it is. Wait...what? Okay...Not a very good one. But SHHH.
And now...something you'll only see in The Pepper. Shhh. It's...a...picture...of...the...marzipan...room. Is that...Terrena in there?????
Since no one seems to have had too much spiked cocoa, and forgotten their pants, this issue of The Pepper is without Nekkid News. But it IS filled with all the Merry Lumi outfits and the Bright lights of our Lumi Trees. Enjoy and may your holidays be always LRVT perfect. '
Baby Merlot's Nickname is NOT Roll
Breaking news on the Baby Merlot story that The Pepper has been covering from the beginning! Parents of the new prince have revealed his nickname at last...Kai. Not Chat. Not Roll. It's KAI. Now, when Tea_Roll finally accepts that fact, we'll all be completely astounded. No one hold your breath!
As always, we'll have continuing coverage on this story should any new developments take place.
Lovecraft has a Christmas Party
After moving into her recently acquired new home, Lovecraft had a moment of festivity and invited LRVT to her place for a Christmas Party.
It's no surprise that the whole event went from off-key, thanks to Tea_Roll singing jingle bells at the top of her lungs, (And this was before she'd even had a sip of any of the spiked eggnog.) to downright scandalous as TerrenaAnimula tried to make out with Santa.
Merlot sat outside chatting with a snowman for an hour. We have no idea what it said, and she won't tell us.
Spiderwebby called Spring an Elf because Spring had to borrow a coat since she forgot hers. Spring maintains that she is not the shortest LRVT member and is definitely not ....SMILING IS MY FAVORITE...er...she says she's not Elf.
BCSam got stuck in a snow fort. Tea_Roll was convinced that it was Canadian Jail and we needed to bust him out. With firecrackers. It did not go as planned.
PaisleyAnn had no idea what was going on. She mostly tried to stay out of the way of every other chaotic house guest.
The Empress punched an elf, thinking it was Terrena who she was trying to get to STOP KISSING SANTA FOR STARS SAKE or go get a room, and so it punched her back.
That was a big mistake because then all of LRVT made that elf fly all the way back to the north pole. We're pretty sure he missed his stop and kept sailing by until he hit the south pole. Hopefully, he likes penguins better than polar bears.
If you missed that Christmas party, don't worry. Fresh is hosting an NYE ALL YOU CAN EAT CAKE Party! Whether you show up with cake or show up to take the cake away, The Pepper can guarantee that you'll have a smashing good time. Just don't forget to put a cake or two under his tree so that no one goes away empty handed at the party!!
It's no surprise that the whole event went from off-key, thanks to Tea_Roll singing jingle bells at the top of her lungs, (And this was before she'd even had a sip of any of the spiked eggnog.) to downright scandalous as TerrenaAnimula tried to make out with Santa.
Merlot sat outside chatting with a snowman for an hour. We have no idea what it said, and she won't tell us.
Spiderwebby called Spring an Elf because Spring had to borrow a coat since she forgot hers. Spring maintains that she is not the shortest LRVT member and is definitely not ....SMILING IS MY FAVORITE...er...she says she's not Elf.
BCSam got stuck in a snow fort. Tea_Roll was convinced that it was Canadian Jail and we needed to bust him out. With firecrackers. It did not go as planned.
PaisleyAnn had no idea what was going on. She mostly tried to stay out of the way of every other chaotic house guest.
The Empress punched an elf, thinking it was Terrena who she was trying to get to STOP KISSING SANTA FOR STARS SAKE or go get a room, and so it punched her back.
That was a big mistake because then all of LRVT made that elf fly all the way back to the north pole. We're pretty sure he missed his stop and kept sailing by until he hit the south pole. Hopefully, he likes penguins better than polar bears.
If you missed that Christmas party, don't worry. Fresh is hosting an NYE ALL YOU CAN EAT CAKE Party! Whether you show up with cake or show up to take the cake away, The Pepper can guarantee that you'll have a smashing good time. Just don't forget to put a cake or two under his tree so that no one goes away empty handed at the party!!
Everything You Didn't Want to Know about the Marzipan Room
The following are the only slightly modified words of Tea_Roll, a founding member of LRVT and the one who talks more about the Marzipan room than any other LRVT member. After all, she was there and survived. But should you be curious to experience the Marzipan room for yourself, beware. Enter at your own risk.
Why is there a marzipan room?
Nobody knows. *ghosty whoo sounds*Why is it the Marzipan room, not the fudge room, or Christmas cookie room?
Lovecraft and TerrenaAnimuala and some other founding members hate Marizpan and from their hate and fear the room created itself. *spooky whoo sounds continue*Why can't it be mentioned?
It is the room that shall have no name because names gives it power? Except it does have a name and we mention it.Where it the marzipan room?
Down the hall, next to the peanut buttercup room that took Ham-Hams life. Okay, okay. It's in Lovecraft's basement. Just don't tell anyone!!
Is it a secret?
YES. Of course, it is. Wait...what? Okay...Not a very good one. But SHHH.Is that why it can't be mentioned?
Lovecraft forbids anyone from mentioning it.. And yet we still talk of it... often.Are there good things in there to eat?
It's a room filled with Marizpan.. So if you like marzipan.. Yes?Can I go to the marzipan room?
Maybe.. The marzipan does try to eat you back. So enter at your own risk. *more creepy music whooing*Will I have fun in the marzipan room?
I (Tea_Roll speaking here) did. But you do lose track of time, when you come out of the Marizpan room it could be years later in subeta and most other worlds.Who's currently in the Marzipan Room???
People. TerrenaAnimula gets confused and keeps going in and coming back out. Rotten went in and has not been seen or heard from since. VintageDoll followed Rotten and we assume she is in there too. Flamingo does not tell us where she goes, but anything is possible. Lovecraft may also hide bodies in there. You just don't know.And now...something you'll only see in The Pepper. Shhh. It's...a...picture...of...the...marzipan...room. Is that...Terrena in there?????
Merry & Bright
Since no one seems to have had too much spiked cocoa, and forgotten their pants, this issue of The Pepper is without Nekkid News. But it IS filled with all the Merry Lumi outfits and the Bright lights of our Lumi Trees. Enjoy and may your holidays be always LRVT perfect. '
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