The Pepper

Grab your Christmas Cookies! It's another issue of   The Pepper  and it hasn't even been three months since the last one! Lumi is here and so is the lag! Subeta has been particularly challenging lately. However, lag or no lag, nothing dampens the LRVT holiday spirit, and nothing stops a LRVT scandal. And this issue is all about the holiday spirit and the scandals....and the M...a...r...z...i...p...a...n... room. Ready? Okay then. Let's get started. Baby Merlot's Nickname is NOT Roll Breaking news on the Baby Merlot story that The Pepper has been covering from the beginning! Parents of the new prince have revealed his nickname at last...Kai. Not Chat. Not Roll. It's KAI. Now, when Tea_Roll finally accepts that fact, we'll all be completely astounded. No one hold your breath! As always, we'll have continuing coverage on this story should any new developments take place. Lovecraft has a Christmas Party After moving into her recently acquired new hom

Guess who's back? That's right.  After an unexpected and extended hiatus and many, many (many?) yelling sessions from The SpiderWebby herself, we are proud to present you the sixth and most important issue of The Pepper yet. Did you miss us? ....Is that crickets we hear? Okay then. Let's pretend like you all have been pining away for your biweekly dose of what's going down on Subeta and with the LRVT Royal clan. So grab yourself some cocoa, and get settled in. This issue is one of the best ones yet, I promise! Baby Merlot Picks His Own Birthday! Wait a minute, Baby Merlot was supposed to arrive AFTER Lumi, wasn't he? Well, he has news for you! The source of many family feuds, particularly between two prominent family members, Chat and Tea_Roll, Baby Michael Kainoa Merlot decided to end the speculation of his post-Lumi arrival and showed up on his own timeline. That happened to be the day before Thanksgiving. Mama Merlot went in for a routine check on the 20th, w

It's a very belated affair It may have been a moon or two ago that the last issue of the pepper rolled out. And if it was up to a certain SpiderWebby, we'd all be fired now. Well, good news for us, we make our own rules here at The Pepper. And in this case, it means belated Pepper is better than No Pepper, right?  The bad news is that this issue was delayed due to real-life tragedies and stresses. Please be patient with us as we recover...and maybe send us chocolate. It never hurts. But let's not dwell on the past. What you really want is your LRVT latest scandals and gossip, right? So dive on in! Merlot Baby Name Feud Continues From naming rights to nicknames to baby's first words, the Tea Roll vs Chat feud has been running strong. The most recent squabbles have involved what the little prince's first words will be. It is our unbiased opinion that in this matter, Tea Roll may have the upper hand. As it is, SpringJoy's offspring already know her by nam

Pirate Day/th' site be gettin' a fresh face HARR, 'n G' day t' all ye buccaneers and wanna-bes! We got ya a'other juicy bit o' news and gossip and ya dun wanna miss it. Firs' in formost, we be changin' the look o' our Pepper Page a might bit, due to some o yorn bellerin about it fryin' yer eyes out 'r something 'nother. So iffen you be likin' this better, do give your lovely Pirate Editors a thumbs up. Since 'tis the season fer celebratin' and carryin' on about the pirates, we dinna wan ta let yer fine n fancy folk down. We be in Pirate Land until the next issue 'n you better not holler at us fer not writtin' in gud english or yer be walkin' the plank you will. Now that this issue be off t' a good 'n proper start, let's get t' th' juicy tidbits ye 'ave been dyin' t' read about fer th' last two weeks. Wha's happenin' wit' Sprog Merlot and the namin'

Who's to Blame   For our regular readers of The Pepper, you may notice that we have a new look to our page. You can all thank our beloved TerrenaAnimula, who didn't like the way it looked. So that's that news.. On to the more pressing matters. Why is your Pepper so late!? We all know you've been waiting for us to inform you of the details of the dramas of the day, so where is it? And HA!! It's not Tea's poor time management skills this time! Nope! You can all happily blame Springjoy, because we had to celebrate in her honor of annual getting older party with PSL's! You can also blame TerrenaAnimula, well, because she's Cat. As well as blame Lovecraft because she hasn't said "No" in a long time. And don't forget to blame Merlot for being on vacation. And Baby Merlot for hiding his parts.. we're not so sure if that’s a good intro but it's there! And we blame everyone else for not making extra LRVT news for us! So now that that