The Pepper

Seasons come and seasons go This winter might be the exception, but in general, that's the way of life.  Here today, gone tomorrow. In with the New and Out with the Old. You get the picture, right? Even good things end eventually. We've had more fun  fooling around for the last twelve issues than Fresh in a roomful of cake, but all good things must come to an end. It is thus with deep regret that your beloved and adorable editors of The Pepper,  have come to the conclusion that it's time to say goodbye. But before we go, we promise that we'll give you an issue you won't forget. Maybe it'll be so impactful that twenty years from now you'll be sitting somewhere sipping your tea (not to be confused with Tea_Roll) and think..."Goodness, remember that farewell issue of The Pepper   I read on that outdated thing called the internet? That was really something." Because that's what The Pepper is. Something. Hopefully, it's been a good, lot-o

It's the endless question that is top on everyone's mind: what the heck is wrong with winter this year and why won't it go already? We're now just a few days out from the arrival of Spring and it seems like the weather masters are not happy about it. With a Cyclone Snow Bomb exploding on the US in the latest episode of the winter that never ends, and snowball missiles flying in frozen streaks over Subeta, go get yourself a hot cup of cocoa and settle in for this extra frozen issue of The Pepper.  Oh, and by the way, Punxsutawney Phil, you're fired! Take A Snowball for the Team With all that snow out there, LRVT is split between hiding deep in the biggest pile of blankets that can be found and the onery few who insist on gleefully pelting everyone else with snowballs left and right. Some try to be sneaky about it, throwing in stealth when they think no one will notice. While others practically jump out of their fur in anticipation of practically knocking the

We need to know! Are we boaring?? We haven't even hit our 10th issue of The Pepper, but we really need to talk about the important things this time. We've talked about the family feud over naming rights of Baby Merlot.  We talked about the entire history and family tree of LRVT from the Empress to Tea's Trolling father figure. We've had a cake fight, and we've discussed the room that should not be mentioned--that we just keep mentioning. But now we need to know: do we BOAR you? Before you answer that, read this issue entirely at least once and then decide because things are about to get really, really, really, really and we mean really,  B.O.A.R.I.N.G in 2019. In fact, this issue of The Pepper  is going to be so boaring that you'll find it unbelievably easy to reach the next level of boardom. So hop on board and join us for the most boaring year that LRVT has ever known. Yup, that's right. We're about to get extremely board around here and we&#

Did you think the editors of The Pepper  accidentally ALL wandered into the Marzipan room and got eaten up? After last issue's release, that may have been a legitimate question. But, in spite of our varied and unique distractions, we are here to bring you a most controversial issue of The Pepper.  Get ready, because at least part of this issue is going to be very sticky. Where in the World Have the Editors Been?? While we do not fancy ourselves so vital to the health and happiness of our readers that you all cannot live should our little paper be delayed, in order to answer to The Weather Controlling Webby so she stops trying to freeze us out of house and home with her ice and below zero temperatures, we offer up this little column by way of explanation. The exact details of what all we have been doing in our somewhat extended absence may or may not be top secret. We get our news but can't give up all our sources...unless you are offering fudge dipped cookies or some