The Pepper

 It's a brand new month, and that means it's time for a brand new issue of the best paper on the web. And we have some of the most incredible news you've heard yet in store for you. So find yourself a seat because you will not believe it when you read it. Tea_Roll Announces She Is Stepping Down as Official Poker After a long and poke-filled career, the Nyota legend has announced this month that she will no longer be making any attempts to poke random LRVT members on the forums or abroad. "It was a good run", She said. "One of the best in history! But yeah, everything has to end someday, and today's the day to retire my poking for good."  When we asked about the future of all her special poking sticks, she shrugged and said she may donate them to Oatmeal, or maybe give them back to Elwood. While we are disappointed that there will not be a museum dedicated to these legendary tools used for poking, we hope that... whoever is the new owner will keep the

What's this? A second issue of The Pepper with less than a year in between? It's a St. Paddy's Day Miracle!! Or is it...no, it definitely has nothing to do with the beloved editors of the paper finally getting their act back together.  This phenomenon may bear some investigating, but it's one that we certainly won't be looking into...instead, we recommend you count your lucky clovers, and cross your fingers that it continues! And of course, keep reading, be  scandalous absolutely charming, and fascinating in our group gathering places, and be sure to send the editors lots of cookies. Shall we get on to the news?  Webby's latest storm gets Returned To Sender Webby, in spite of adamantly denying any and all responsibility for the numerous storms she has caused over the years, has been proven to have sent more than one massive storm across the nation. It's no shock to the members of the clan when the roots of each seasonal storm can be traced back to her secr

It's been eighty-four years and seventeen days since the last issue of Subeta's most loved chronicles was published. One might think the Nyota clan had turned saintly at long last. But have they really given up their life of Royal shopping sprees, hidden CW closets, and general poking and bopping and dancing with the bears? Has the Empress's endless bopping finally begun to pay off? The answer is clearly a resounding no. Upon seeing her name reported one too many times for bad weather, Webby blew the press right into the Marz… the room we don’t speak of. It’s only by the luck of the Irish Pepper Ghosts that we return to you with these breaking news items. In other words, We're back!!! It does not escape our notice that the final issue was numbered 13. Some might call that a bad omen, but the reporters here don't believe in bad luck, we just believe in coming back again and again. Like heartburn, you say? Well maybe. We are Peppers after all. So where have we b